The REAL Story of Charlotte's Web

Once upon a time (as all good stories start) there lived a little spider named Charlotte (original, I know).

Charlotte lived in her own small corner of a garage on a web she had spun herself.  She liked to stay mostly to herself, in fact, the only neighbors that she really had were the other larger garage spiders who, for the most part, left her alone.

Wait a minute. That's MY garage! Someone save me from my spider infested garage! Please!!! I'll make you cookies!